Both the Donkey and the Elephant are upbeat!

It is that time of the year, when both the Donkey and the Elephant get to be upbeat, why? Because it is the time for the elections and the time for a dry run at the best.
One may think what is it that these two have to be so happy about, actually the people in general should be disappointed that we have to choose between the two of them, not because we cannot make up our minds as to whether the Donkey or the Elephant would do a good job in the White house, it is mainly because they both have done a really horrible mess of things each and every time they were elected to the White house.